November 26, 2009

INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! (computer nerds will appreciate this)


    A woman writes to the ITTechnical support Guy 

    Dear Tech Support,


    Last year I upgraded from 
    Boyfriend 5.0 toHusband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, 
    Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as 
    Romance 9.5 
    and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0
     no longer runs, andHousecleaning 2.simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 
    What can I do? 

    Signed,

    _______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ 
    Reply
     

    DEAR Madam, 


    First, keep in mind, 
    Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

    Please enter command:
    ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
    If that application works as designed,Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. 

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
    Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5or Beer 6.1
    Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

    Whatever you do, 
    DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the 
    Boyfriend 5..0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.

    In summary, 
    Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 
    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. 
    We recommend: 
     Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. 

    Good Luck Madam!